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Post by brenda on Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:47 pm

Hi guys! I want you to submit your jokes here! This is only for entertaintment. [Do not take it seriously] Ooooooook... Now let me give you a joke and you try to answer it.
[I talk in Malay la]
Burger apa yang buat anda terjatuh?
Ok. Itu adalah soalan pertama. Cuba anda jawab soalan itu. Laughing
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Post by brenda on Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:49 pm

Ok. That was the first question. Try to answer it, ok? ;-)
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Post by amanda on Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:14 pm

BurgerGar
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Post by JCJUE on Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:03 pm

bergolek.... betul tak?
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Post by brenda on Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:47 pm

amanda wrote:BurgerGar
Betul. Laughing
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just 4 fun

Post by intan on Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:29 pm

kari ape yg kering???
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Post by JCJUE on Sun Jan 25, 2009 6:33 pm

SERBUK KARI??? HAHAHAA.... Razz
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Post by intan on Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:21 pm

bkn sebuk kari laa
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Post by JCJUE on Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:44 am

ABIS TU APE? MARIAH CAREY??? HEHEE
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Post by intan on Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:22 am

karipap laa
haha
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Post by mira_96 on Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:02 pm

banyak-banyak nabi,nabi apakah membiarkan umat nya????
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Post by intan on Mon Jan 26, 2009 4:13 pm

nabi yg kne telan ikn jerung 2 yeh??
ape name die???
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Post by JCJUE on Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:39 am

Nabi ape mira? mane dpt teka teki ni?
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Post by Cikgu X on Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:31 am

hehe... apa jawapannya? saya tertanya2 dah ni...
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Post by intan on Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:56 am

nabila ke?? Question
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Post by mira_96 on Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:20 pm

NA,BIARLAH... cuba kmu kata perkataan ini kan jdi "NABIARLAH"....HAHAHA...
jgn marah kan ini cuma joking... Laughing
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Post by Faye on Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:53 pm

hahaha...
memang joking mati larrr....
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Post by amanda on Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:15 pm

hahaha
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Post by brenda on Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:28 pm

Semut
Ketika memeriksa seorang pesakit, Dr Hafiz menerima panggilan telefon daripada Bibik, seorang pembantu rumah, Suaranya sangat cemas.

Bibik: Doktor, doktor! Tolong saya, anak majikan saya makan semut.
Dr Hafiz: Oh, tak meangapa. Jangan cemas. Semut tidak berbahaya.
Bibik: Tapi....saya sudah beri dia minum racun serangga supaya semut itu mati!
Dr Hafiz:Hah?? Cepat bawa dia ke hospital sekarang juga!!! [Macam ni punya pembantu pun ada...] Laughing

Kisah bas

Saleh: Bila bas ini hendak bertolak?
Kamal: Mengapa pula bas ini hendak ditolak?
Saleh: Tak, maksud aku, bila bas ini hendak berlepas?
Kamal: La, mengapa pula bas ini hendak dilepaskan? Bukankah ia tidak kena ikat?
Saleh:Tidak...Maksud aku, bila bas ini hendak berangkat?
Kamal:Hehe...siapa pula yang hendak angkat bas ni? Awak bukan Malik Nor!
Saleh: Suka hati kaulah! [Aduh, sakit jiwa aku dengan budak ni...] Laughing
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Post by brenda on Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:56 pm

anybody read this yet?
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Post by brenda on Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:58 pm

mira_96 wrote:NA,BIARLAH... cuba kmu kata perkataan ini kan jdi "NABIARLAH"....HAHAHA...
jgn marah kan ini cuma joking... Laughing
ha ha ha.. tak lucu pun Suspect
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