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Post by eve on Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:47 pm

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
The boss says, "What happened to your ears ?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh !
I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear,
but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, I had to call the doctor !"

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Post by scholastica nicol alecsan on Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:50 pm

ha......ha...........ha............i love your joke.it's really funny Laughing

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Post by Cikgu X on Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:18 pm

hehe... very funny... Very Happy

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Post by Idz on Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:32 pm

f.u.n.n.y eve
Laughing

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Post by atiqah on Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:29 pm

very funny

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Post by mimie on Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:22 pm

hahaha..! lol!

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Post by be_map1512 on Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:20 pm

lolssss
u can learn E through stories like this
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Post by Engelina Bungan on Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:36 pm

HAhahahahha Its is Very Funny
Very Happy Laughing Razz Smile geek

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Re: JOKE ONLY

Post by be_map1512 on Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:52 pm

funny sotry:))
keep going on \m/



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Post by Cikgu X on Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:53 pm

Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

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Post by KAY on Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:01 pm

to funny

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Post by princessaina on Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:58 am

luv it Surprised

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Post by be_map1512 on Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:51 pm

anyone post more ?
funny stories like this , lol
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Post by shlakhall on Fri May 04, 2012 12:39 pm

hahaa this is funnyyh

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Post by magickabu on Fri May 25, 2012 10:06 pm

Bad Dad XD

Son: Father! Can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure, son.

Son: What is your favourite BAND?

Father: My favourite band is ..... RUBBER BAND!

Son: ...... I don't know rubber is a band ...

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ugliest baby

Post by muka buku on Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:10 pm

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Post by muka buku on Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:00 pm

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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